Setting: The very cool time-travel tunnel at the RI children's Museum
Scene: the 1800 Cape Verdean ship complete with an anchor and sails you can hoist.
Small princess-obsessed girl: Ooh, look, it's Tinkerbell!
10 year old Bub: *rolls eyes* You've been drinking too much rum!
Captain Bub: Jess, go belowdecks and wash these bowls!
Moi (acting as 1st mate): I want some more rum!
Cap'n: We ran out. That girl who thinks she sees fairies drank it all.