Regardless, "You suck!" comments are better than no reaction at all so please send me some comment-y love so I don't have to cry myself to sleep again tonight thinking that no one loves me and everybody hates me and I should eat worms for breakfast.
Here, I'll give you an assignment in case you don't know what to say, [Duh- "Jess, you're awesome please don't stop and I want to give you a book contract right this second."] Leave a comment telling me where you are (unless you are maintaining an aura of mystery and don't want people to know in which case I will be sure not to look at Sitemeter and check), and uhh... I dunno, what brought you here. I really need you to do this because I already ate the potato chip. Thank you.
[Hey, Ol' Blog Buddy, how's that for soulless whoring?]