I want to know how you do it. I wish I could
Dear Martha (your handmade monogrammed notepaper gave you away),
It's hard being such a paragon sometimes. I feel the pressure of living up to expectations of fans such as yourself. It's not as hard as it might be for a normal human because I am naturally fabulous, but I still lie awake at night sometimes, worrying that I am setting an example that mere mortals will have a difficult time living up to. I hate the thought that I might make someone feel inferior so I have put together some tips for gorgeous living based on
my daily routine.
I stick to the casual yet
I also enjoy making something that should be simple into a complicated challenge that I can complain about; thus, my loft bed that requires me to navigate a scary metal ladder when doing something as mundane as climbing out of bed for the fourth time of the night to empty my pea-sized bladder. This
I am a world class gorr-mett cook and even though I'm often only cooking for one, I never skimp on the hours it takes to prepare a nutritious and delicious meal for myself. After all, If one can't eat well, what is the point of living? In the following pictures I will walk you through how to prepare one of my challenging-yet-rewarding dishes.
Send away for your free Batman disk launcher,
And voila, you're eating dinner in style. Just like they do in France!
No need to thank me. I can feel the appreciation being beamed toward me by my loyal fans.
Is it freezing in here, or is it just me?