Saturday, November 1, 2008

How to Craft a Proper Insult

1) Take a word from the first column.
2) Add a word from the second column.
3) Complete with a word from the third column.
4) Call you little sister the name you have created.
5) Get in trouble with your mom.
6) Blame Jess's blog for corrupting the minds of young America.

Mister
Captain
General
Corporal

Crabby
Fancy
Slappy
Twinkle (you can substitute Tinkle if you wish)

Poo
Pants
Butt
Germ

4 comments:

MW said...

See, what was this you were saying about aging? I don't believe a word of it. There's nothing resembling growing up here. ;)

Amanda in RI said...

Excellent. I've been looking for a reason to call Christine "General Slappy Butt". :)

flutter said...

LOL amanda totally stole my insult!

Christy said...

Ooooh, this will come in very handy. I will forward to my brothers too!!

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