Sunday, November 2, 2008

Overly Honest Conversation

-with the BF:

Me: Yeah, you should be glad you don't have a uterus. I read somewhere that the worst menstrual cramps are stronger than labor contractions. I used to be out of commission for at least a day every month, curled up in fetal position clutching my abdomen, moaning, mainlining ibuprofin and occasionally throwing up.

Michael: (w/look of sympathetic horror) Excuse me, I need to go hug my penis now.


l i s a said...

after that one, i can't say if i'm glad or not that you're blogging for real again.

some of us readers have very vivid imaginations, you know.

paintandink said...

SO funny! Not the cramping, of course.

(How could it possibly be that my word verification below says "dicsor?" That CANNOT be pure coincidence. How does Google do it?)